Ha ha. It would be if there was a Q3 on the board!
I started playing chess when I was 5. I SHOULD have been a good kid and learnt the grid conventions A2: A4 etc, but I didn't. Still, I did beat my father in our second game. He taught me how to play in the first.
Alice in W is great (and very approp') because it is a story about making sense of alien environments and examining pre-existing concepts anew.